he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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