Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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