I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
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But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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