he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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