I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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