You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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