and i looked up. we had an audience...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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