so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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