he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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