: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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