Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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