bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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