we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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