I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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