I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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