I love black thongs
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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