I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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