just come out here and I will go home with you...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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