There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
nutella sex= disaster
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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