singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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