let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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