Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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