i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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