Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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