yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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