Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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