8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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