Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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