Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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