around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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