I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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