I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
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Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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