you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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