He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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