well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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