Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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