From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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