That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
whose parrot is this?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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