Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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