i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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