I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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