next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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