Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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