My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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