Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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