One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
the raccoons are back...
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