I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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