Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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