Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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