Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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