I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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