what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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