At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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