So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
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He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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