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  (561): View more from Florida

  I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.

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  He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.

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  (561): I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class. (561): He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it. http://tfl.nu/mjkl
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  (305): View more from Florida

  I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

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  Seriously?

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  100%

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  (305): I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox? (1-305): Seriously? (305): 100% http://tfl.nu/w2fu
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.

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  (843): he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story. http://tfl.nu/p8b8
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  She bit a glass in half.

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  (250): She bit a glass in half. http://tfl.nu/3ugo
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.

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  (503): i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding. http://tfl.nu/0bxz
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend

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  (403): Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend http://tfl.nu/6ul7
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.

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  (570): I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison. http://tfl.nu/ax4a
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

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  (+61): Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup. http://tfl.nu/3fht
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  (406): View more from Montana

  Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.

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  (406): Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit. http://tfl.nu/3sfk
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  (812): View more from Indiana

  i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?

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  (812): i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF? http://tfl.nu/2o7d
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now

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  (204): I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now http://tfl.nu/tcbl
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  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..

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  (215): i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be.. http://tfl.nu/8j64
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  (604): View more from British Columbia

  Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now

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  (604): Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now http://tfl.nu/0ski
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  (618): View more from Illinois

  Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award

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  (618): Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award http://tfl.nu/x66g
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.

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  (814): If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it. http://tfl.nu/i665
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