i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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