check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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