If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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